Nathan certainly regrets his jokes now. For most of his haircut he had been making fun of the man who walked out earlier. Saying he looked like a bald hobbit. Little did he know this particular barber had much more control over a man’s looks than he realized. Nathan freaked out when he looked in the mirror to find a similar obese, bald, short, old man. The barber only laughed and made fun of now his own hobbit-like nature. Though after much begging, the barber said he deserved his punishment, but that he promises to change him back only as soon as the top of his head needed another haircut. Nathan seized the opportunity and shook on it before he thought about his agreement. Later known as Grandpa Nate at the bar he would frequent, he lived another 4 ½ years before his age and weight caught up to him. He stayed a short, fat, bald, old man for those last few years of his life.

I notice a fine collection of stories involving young, slender guys becoming considerably older and fatter. I approve! Supposing you had the chance to snap your fingers/wave a magic wand/rub the genie’s lamp and make three guys of your choice blow up into chubby oldsters, who would they be?

Good question, for me I’d say, in this order: 1. Myself, 2-3. couldn’t care less!
This is a fantasy based on myself. What would be your answer?

wesleybracken:

Daddysboy43: But I thought you said you wanted to be my daddy?

BearmanXL: I was just—we were just rping, what the—make it stop man, what the fuck is happening to me?

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, look at that gut grow daddy, you’re gonna be so handsome.

BearmanXL: Wait, you can see me? What the fuck—

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, I turned on your webcam—I wouldn’t want to miss this. Now, I think cigars…

BearmanXL: I’m not—where the hell did that come from, I don’t—

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck yeah, and a nice grey beard, some suspenders, but I don’t want your clothes fitting, I want you ready to burst out of them any second, oh fuck, that’s right, such a sexy daddy…

BearmanXL: Boy, I’m serious, cut it out.

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, call me boy, tell me what you want to do to me daddy. I’ve been such a bad boy, haven’t I?

BearmanXL: You sure as fuckin’ hell have been a bad boy, why if…if I was there right now, I’d…oh wait no, this isn’t right…I…

Daddysboy43: What daddy, what would you do to a bad boy like me?

BearmanXL: I’d…fuck, I’d bend you over my knee, and…and pull down your pants and give you a fuckin’ spanking…oh fuck, yeah, I’d pound that fuckin’ ass of yours ‘til it was good ‘n red. That what ya want, boy?

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah daddy, and then what?

BearmanXL: Then I’d pick ya up ‘n throw ya over the bed, yeah, then I’d take my big daddy cock ‘n ram it up that hole of yours! Yeah, I’d fuck ya raw boy—

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck daddy, I’m cumming—fuck!

BearmanXL: Yeah boy, you’d cum so hard with my big cock up your ass.

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck…yeah, that was so hot! Anyway, I gotta log off—gotta go get dinner with my boyfriend.

BearmanXL: ”Wait, what? No, get back here boy, you can’t just leave me like this! What the fuck did you do to me?”

changemechainme:

Naughty Santa

What happens when a naughty boy meets a naughty Santa? Mr. Claus gets a new companion!

(requested by drpepperdragoon)