thegreatstoryteller:

makingrealalphas:

“Want to try out your luck? Just want to warn you, only 1 out of this 6 donuts left that could change you into this perfect specimen like me. The rest? Well, it ranges from shrimpy pre-pubescent kid or obese old man. Just need to make sure you know your last donut will be the best one, because if you start eating one, you should finish the whole six of it or you’ll be cursed. It’s up on you, are you in or out?”

Damn… so tempted

Source: makingrealalphas