One of the biggest problems with online dating, at least according to Michael, was the complete unreliability of photos. Guys lied. They lied all the time through outdated photos and misrepresented numbers. Men posted photos from six years ago, listed their weight as twenty pounds lighter, or used completely stolen photos of someone else and hoped when real life meetings occurred that nothing would be said. Not with Michael. Having one too many dates expecting a jock and getting a pudgier version, Michael’s profile was explicit and direct.
“No fat guys. Period. If you have gained weight, put on a gut, lost your six pack, don’t lie and pretend you still have it. I’ll call you a fat ass and bail on the first date.”
Blind Date
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Stuck as Santa 